I feel like I'm in dance class right now
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
