splinters make it hard to masturbate
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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