Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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