i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
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You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
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Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
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