yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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