I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
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Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
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You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
My vagina is very pro this idea
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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