If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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