What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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