he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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