turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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