Having a random hookup so left but love u
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
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i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
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Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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