Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
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She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
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Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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