I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
my poor anus
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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