I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
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You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
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Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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