Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
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good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
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I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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