i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
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"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
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I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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