I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
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Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
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You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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