A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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