Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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