Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
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boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
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And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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