think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
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