just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life