Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
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is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
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We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
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