So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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