We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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