it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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