She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
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You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
you had me at cake vodka
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Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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