told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
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When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
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I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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