it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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