i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
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Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
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Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize