awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
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