I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
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