she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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