Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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