You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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