I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
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I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
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HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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