Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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