Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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