Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
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The best revenge is premature balding
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
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I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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