never play flip cup with pint glasses
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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