And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
My ATM looks so different sober.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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