they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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