At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
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you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
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Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd