I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
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the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
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Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire