I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
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just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
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Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.