Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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