woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
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grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
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Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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