her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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