If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
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I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
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Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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