Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
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then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
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In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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