Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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