like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
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Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
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You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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