I want to stick my p in your. b.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
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Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
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This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
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