they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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