I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
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One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
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We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
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