She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
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