wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
Randomize