I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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